A Fun Time Was Had By All…except the cops!

Obviously, with the game making $500 million in its FIRST WEEK alone, there are millions of other players out there, all presumably having a blast, it’s important to bring this blog back to the reason that I created it in the first place – to relay firstly my own experiences with the game, then secondly, those of my friends. To that end, here’s an experience ED recently had:

“On a rampage, I got my stars up to 4 as cops and SWAT were chasing my ass with a furious temper, firing everything they had as I just tried to stay alive, firing a submachine gun out the window at them. By this time, and while on a bridge, the cop car I was driving was on fire- rear tires burning up, flame pouring out of the engine- so with my pedal to the floor I quickly approached a two-SWAT-truck road block at the other end of the bridge. “Great opportunity,” I thought, as about 30 feet away from them I jumped out of the moving vehicle. Before I even hit the concrete, the cop car exploded, plowing into the SWAT trucks and exploding THEM, with the combined force shock wave hurling my dead ass up through the air and off the side of the bridge. It was an absolutely righteous way to go…”